Marco Jay Luciano \"Mark\" Occhilupo is an Australian professional surfer and winner of the 1999 ASP World title.
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{"fact":"The cat's tail is used to maintain balance.","length":43}
{"fact":"The name \"jaguar\" comes from a Native American word meaning \"he who kills with one leap\".","length":89}
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{"fact":"Two members of the cat family are distinct from all others: the clouded leopard and the cheetah. The clouded leopard does not roar like other big cats, nor does it groom or rest like small cats. The cheetah is unique because it is a running cat; all others are leaping cats. They are leaping cats because they slowly stalk their prey and then leap on it.","length":354}
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