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{"fact":"Every year, nearly four million cats are eaten in Asia.","length":55}
{"fact":"Cats have \"nine lives\" thanks to a flexible spine and powerful leg and back muscles","length":83}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Scalloway","displaytitle":"Scalloway","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1014090","titles":{"canonical":"Scalloway","normalized":"Scalloway","display":"Scalloway"},"pageid":3153538,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5a/Scalloway_harbour_-_geograph.org.uk_-_346623.jpg/330px-Scalloway_harbour_-_geograph.org.uk_-_346623.jpg","width":320,"height":192},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5a/Scalloway_harbour_-_geograph.org.uk_-_346623.jpg","width":640,"height":384},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1289769510","tid":"58378dbb-2dcf-11f0-947d-32727c061b8f","timestamp":"2025-05-10T18:48:21Z","description":"Human settlement in Shetland, Scotland","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":60.137,"lon":-1.281},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scalloway","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scalloway?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scalloway?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Scalloway"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scalloway","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Scalloway","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scalloway?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Scalloway"}},"extract":"Scalloway is the largest settlement on the west coast of the Mainland, the largest island of the Shetland, Scotland. The village had a population of roughly 900, at the 2011 census. Now a fishing port, until 1708 it was the capital of the Shetland Islands. It contains one of the two castles built in Shetland; this one was constructed in 1600. Nearby are the Scalloway Islands, which derive their name from the village.","extract_html":"
Scalloway is the largest settlement on the west coast of the Mainland, the largest island of the Shetland, Scotland. The village had a population of roughly 900, at the 2011 census. Now a fishing port, until 1708 it was the capital of the Shetland Islands. It contains one of the two castles built in Shetland; this one was constructed in 1600. Nearby are the Scalloway Islands, which derive their name from the village.
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{"type":"general","setup":"Want to hear a chimney joke?","punchline":"Got stacks of em! First one's on the house","id":150}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why are skeletons so calm?","punchline":"Because nothing gets under their skin.","id":305}
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{"type":"general","setup":"How are false teeth like stars?","punchline":"They come out at night!","id":112}
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